Artemis II Image Proves the Earth Is Flat

Behold, the final proof that the Earth is flat as a Cartesian Map. For years, charlatans have claimed crazy theories of heliocentric ludicrosities, positing that the Earth was a sphere, hurtling through space in a constrained manner around a greater sphere of named the Sun.

But alas, the Artemis II may have breached the containing bubble of the Earth, but in its wake as it spills through the cosmos, we see the image of Earth sent from its cameras.

And as I have denoted, we see indeed the Earth has an ice wall and a blustering icy wake that resembles a comet’s tail.

My dear colleagues, this is the clearest evidence that NASA and pagan proprietors such as Galileo Galilei and company have always had it wrong: the Earth is flat and is not governed by the forces of gravity.

See, scientists would have one believe that objects with mass have gravity. They say this is true to coerce a laughable suggestion that objects thus take a globe like shape due to these invisible forces.

Science has proven that what truly matters is tensile strength, as seen in carbon-carbon bonding and other molecular ties. That is it folks. Nothing more, nothing less.

Let’s thank NASA today for proving a bit more the true science: Earth is Flat.

Sincerely

• Dr. Alistair