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Almost absurd enough to be true for this crazy world.
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Checkmate: Canadians Should Rename Lake Ontario to Lake Obama
Just days after America issued an executive order commanding Earth’s invisible borders to rename Lake Ontario to instead honor disgraced Italian cartographer Amerigo Vespucci, Canada’s warriors joined to protect the lake’s signage from America’s sharpie wielding forces amid a declaration from Canadian PM Carney: “From henceforth, further aggression shall result in renaming this great as…