Confirmed: UFO Aliens Are Actually Demons Conspiring To Overtake America and Reign in A New Age of Leftist Darkness

As the world anxiously awaits the release of the Alien Files, new irrefutable evidence shows the Crown Prince of Liberalism himself, THE DEVIL, is an alien who is masterminding the downfall of humanity.

In the photographic representation that my Facebook friends claim is from a hard-hitting news website The Onion, we can clearly see that a classic Roswell Area 51 ship was being operated by what appear to be The Devil himself.

Not so surprisingly, we see the other classic alien – The Egyptians (where the ancient O-bama-tep aliens took rise in Africa) with the classic pyramid alien ship beside him. If you adjust your spectacles, you can clearly see human-esque acolytes, further proving these master aliens take hold of a region and convert the citizens to worship them.

America’s technology has grown so strong and powerful, that the aliens are starting to show up again and planning to bring us under their control once more. This time, though, we know the drill and it is great that VP Vance announced he is going to Area 51 to call their bluff and prove once and for all their demonic chicanery.