Iranabia – Mixed reports were discussed in the Holler today all but confirming ‘The Aladdin of Iran’ has now joined America’s war in Iran.
News footage showed America’s prize F35 stealth fighter, berthed from a $20 trillion project, was felled today in battle after coming across Iran’s revolutionary airforces.
Americans who watched Disney in the 1990s should all be well aware of Iran’s mystical abilities. Originally called 1,001 Arabian nights, ancient historical accounts told of a man of ‘magicks and deception’ who went from being a ‘street rat’ to being a ruling ‘magi king’ of the region.
Iran vowed to unleash their ancient weapons and now we see what they meant:
Sasnak Holler historian Wilbert Davis reports this could just be the tip of the iceberg. “We should be very worried, we’ve all seen Disney documentaries. If they’ve unleashed just Aladdin and that carpet, just imagine if they find Genie or dig into the cache at their hidden Cave of Wonders.”
Davis alluded to great battles first told in 1,001 Arabian Nights, which detailed the fighting abilities of ancient Iran that likely resulted in so much of their land being turned to desert and oil. The ancient battles were literally of legend and coercing their hand to take up old arms and incantations will likely lead to world calamity, per Davis.
“Just look. The F-35 is the peak of modern technology. A necromanced…being…was able to swat if out of the sky, just like that. Just like that.”
In related news, gas prices in the Holler have increased over $5.00 gallon and North Sasnak reports a sharp increase in stolen copper.
