IRAN – Mixed reports are coming in that THE America’s not-war in Iran is being masterminded by ancient advanced trickery techniques being employed by the Iranians.
As is well known, Iranians are no strangers to magicks such as genies, Caves of Wonders and other supreme abilities.
So it should come as no surprise that America has its hands full, as reported by the ‘news‘ that the war could last until September.
But while analysts knew of Iran’s advanced abilities, newer reports indicate some of the nation’s more Aladdin-esque abilities were completely overlooked.
The image of the Falafel Burger apparently upset many in leadership. “To think, one of America’s greatest creation, the hamburger product, being corrupted by grown men subbing beef product for chickpeas. Unprecedented. Fury inducing!”
Further investigation though posits ‘Falafel Burger’ may have been just the latest in a sequence of Iranian ploys to trick America with old war tricks. Or much like the now debunked report on US AI drones firing expensive ordinance at paint painted in the shape of airplanes on Iranians tarmacs, it is all a ruse.
