Sasnak Heights – A neighborhood dad was forced to go to Lowe’s to buy materials to create a yard-based trebuchet system to strike back at his dog-walking neighbors.
“Their dog drop a massive deuce I did not see. And during the first cuts of Spring grass, I stepped in it. I squished in it. I lost my favorite New Balance shoes in it. My yard shoes. I had to choice, I was forced to take arms.”
Neighbors report waking up to the sound of battle horns last Saturday, as the dad – Melvin Sikeston – ordered his three sons to gather up the fresh dog poop his neighbor’s two Dobermans left in his yard.
After loading the trebuchet, eyewitnesses report the dad extended his arm forward, commanding his sons to take defensive position indoors as he unleashed the released the lever and let loose the unsolicited excrement from whence it came.
The neighboorhood page confirmed a direct hit, with multiple neighbors ‘liking’ the post and sharing stories of how their yards too were afflicted with dog crap first thing in the morning.
“Moral of the story, pick up after your dogs you filthy animals.”
