Sasnak Heights – Local dad and union member Bobby Kierney told local outlets he was ready to tell his story. It is one that has intrigued many for several weeks now and has gained national acclaim.
Bobby’s story starts out on a day like just many others. He kissed his wife and daughter’s goodbye and went to work, completing his shift. He came back home, showered and walked the dog. He then set upon a series of events that would change his life forever.
“[My wife] called us to supper. I went into the kitchen where my family sat, waitin’. Then, that’s when I asked, I says, ‘Damn, honey, leftovers again?”
What happened next resulted in something that has doctors baffled. “She snapped. She screamed like a winter tornado in a brothel. It was furious. Then, she lunged with her hand opened. A punch and slap mixed into one.”
Bobby reports the sound of the contact as ‘meteoric’ and claims he could ‘feel my tastebuds flying off my tongue.” Since that day, Bobby has not been able to taste anything at all.
“I went to town to get Chipotle. I’m trying every sour and spicy pickle. I went to the Asian shop and tried dim sum. None of it is working and I am getting worried.”
Mrs. Kierney is allegedly went to her mother’s home after the event and was not available for the interview.
Mr. Kierney did have a close to his statement: “Apparently, if you have a hot meal in front of you from your wife, don’t question it or this may happen to you.”
