Just days after America issued an executive order commanding Earth’s invisible borders to rename Lake Ontario to instead honor disgraced Italian cartographer Amerigo Vespucci, Canada’s warriors joined to protect the lake’s signage from America’s sharpie wielding forces amid a declaration from Canadian PM Carney:

“From henceforth, further aggression shall result in renaming this great as Lake Obama”.

Rifts between Canada and America began when days after taking the Presidency, US President Trump demanded Canada surrender and join the US as the ‘coveted 51st state’.

Canada refused and was met with tariffs, threats of invasion, border closure and fines for not sweeping the ground in their massive forests.

Canadian war strategists theorize renaming the lake to honor former US President Obama would ‘literally cause furious tweeting the likes of which the world has never seen’, causing sore thumbs for the US POTUS. Further, “it is funny as well to imagine all the ketchup packets being thrown in such anger.”

No word as of report if Canadians will go forward in the report or leave their response as ‘Lac Ontario’.